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blackandmildwithgod:

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see
When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

Adam was a fuck boy?

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Originally posted by yungdunc09

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

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All men are fuckboys

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

FUCK

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All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

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10 Tyson Tweets

the fucking last one

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Me on September 1st

I’m sorry but these two pictures are masterpieces

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allisonexplainsitall:
“The Office is over but it’s not REALLY over.
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allisonexplainsitall:

The Office is over but it’s not REALLY over.

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baetology:

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

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rise-like-a-sparrow:

factsinallcaps:

AARON BURR WAS ONE OF ONLY TWO AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTS KNOWN TO HAVE SHOT ANOTHER PERSON WITH A GUN WHILE THEY WERE VICE PRESIDENT

WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE

DICK CHENEY IN 2006

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omg how do you youths not remember that cheney SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE

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“One common abbreviation used in Roman letters was SPD, which was short for salutem plurimam dicit, or “sends many greetings.” This served as a greeting at the beginning of a letter, to indicate the sender and the receiver, as in “Marcus Sexto SPD” (“Marcus sends many greetings to Sextus”). Another popular acronym was SVBEEV, which was short for si vales, bene est, ego valeo (“if you are well, that is good, I am well”). Such abbreviations saved space and time, just as acronyms (BTW, AFAIK, IANAL) do today in Internet posts and text messages.”

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Tom Standage,

Writing on the Wall: Social Media - The First 2,000 Years

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these millenials and their writespeak. in my day we didn’t have all these letters going around. if you wanted to speak to someone you marched up to Gaul and said it to their face, as the gods intended.

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